Girls.
I was dreading this.
Dreading sharing this post with you.
::sigh::
I’m not in love anymore.
I’m just not.
I’m looking elsewhere.
The relationship is over.
Boom.
There it is.
Don’t even fix your face to attempt to judge me.
Things have changed.
We’ve been together a very long time.
Too long it seems.
There have been SO MANY ups and downs.
He’s helped me out a lot, it’s true.
But…
It’s become a love/hate relationship.
He’s hard on me sometimes.
He’s bossy.
He comes and goes…I feel like I only see him for 25-30 minutes a day.
He’s very close with this chick Tanya…(I hate her!)
We just don’t get on like we used to.
We’re just not on the same page.
And worst of all. He never ever listens to me.
I say things like “Noooo I don’t want to.”
He says things like “Max out, push harder, dig deep.”
I want to lay on the floor and die…
He wants me to do spider pushups and tuck jumps.
::sigh::
I think the true deterioration of our relationship has come because….
And I’m embarrassed to say this….
We’ve resorted to physical violence.
I’m not in love with Shaun T anymore.
So, I’m gunna cheat on him….
The new guy is older, but he’s in great shape.
I considered being with him before.
I feel like he’ll push me to be a better woman.
And that’s what I need in my life right now.
It’ll be another interracial relationship…
I’m cool with that.
Tony and I are going to have a beautiful time together….
I just know it.
Lol I’ve always loved Tony. He’s intense, but knows how to go my pace. You’ll enjoy his company, and he’ll make you look and feel good!
Soooo… I guess he can’t get another chance??? Humph!
I confess that after 40 days I quit Insanity. It’s been a week now and yeah I’m not going back. I haven’t found a replacement but I quit. I think I’m going to work in better eating habits until April. Then I will get back to running.
Hands down awesome post! Dump him girl! He is not worth the stress!
You are so so bad… Lol.. You got me at first
While I was certain you weren’t talking about your marriage, I was curious enough to click and read! I have never been in love with Shaun T. I kind of like creating and doing my own workouts! The fun for me is pushing my limits with workouts I created.
I hope you and Tony are happy together. After all Shaun’s done for you, this is how you repay him?
I love this post! Thanks for sharing with such humor! #BLMGirls
Tony and I saw each other once, and it was nice. I’d definitely see him again. I may call him up next week, and send him that “You up?” text.
LMAO at this post. It’s so ironic though, I was doing T25 for awhile, but then it was just to easy for me and not as effective anymore so I moved on to Insanity Max 30, but I just don’t love it. Now I’m thinking of trying the 21 day fix. I heard the workout is pretty good. So I guess I’m breaking up with Shaun T as well ;(
Girrrrlllll!!!! You scared me! I was so ready to say Noooooo and leave you with a few scriptures lol. T25 never did it for me. I did P90X for a while then got bored. I don’t think I was switching it up enough. Good luck!
Hilarious! I’ll check for him since you are stepping away loool!