I know, I know, I’m re-married now, so I shouldn’t be blathering on about my exes…I mean…they’re exes for a reason right!? Well, I know I don’t talk about it much, so I just wanted to share with you.
I figured I’d let you in to a bit more of my past.
First up:
My longterm man turned ex-boo:
Idris Elba.
Because he’s sexy as hell, an incredible actor, has a cute accent and was on my fave show ever (the Wire
Why’d we break up you ask? Oh, cuz he likes getting strippers pregnant. ::sigh::
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| Oh Idris. We couldda been so good together |
Here’s My First Husband:
Val Kilmer (shutup)
We fell in love when he was Madmartigan (in Willow) and I was….like….5.
Because he looked like this on our wedding day:
And he was in one of my fave movies, Tombstone
Why’d we break up you ask? Well, he disappeared for 10 years and popped back into my life looking like a goddamn caveman.
Where was he all that time? How dare he leave me for so long! Did he really think I would wait for him?
And why is he doing movies with 50Cent? You’re better than that.
I mean… really?
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| Yum Yummer CRIPES! |
After our divorce I will admit…I was a bit of a floozy. I cut loose.
Jumping from man,
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| he left me for a girl w/ a fake ass |
to man,
| it was a mutual breakup, he’s into athletic chics now |
to man,
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| I was his beard. I didn’t mind. |
to man,
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| he faked his boston accent, i felt betrayed and broke it off |
to man,
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| GULP…..he’s still got my heart |
to old man,
| got him outta my system |
to tiny man,
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| I don’t do criminals…anymore. |
Until I said enough is enough!
And settled down with my man 🙂
what a FUN post! hahahahaha!!! the caveman comment made me laugh out loud! too funny!
please … my ex's … i don't even know who they are anymore, haha … jk.
LOL..love this post! I love me some Common 🙂
Now this was hilarious!!!!!! Great post..ahhaaahaaa
Oooh Weee I LOVE me some Mos Def :). I also love Paul Walker just so I can stare at him
LOL! Cute!
@faith – glad i made you laugh 🙂 happy friday!
@ashley – gotta love him. yum
@herlucidsky – glad you enjoyed it!
@ketta – i will cut you over mos, watch it.
but paul's a cutie too
@shika – thanks 🙂
Lmao – especially at Val Kilmer coming back as a caveman. You certainly have great taste – hello Idris! Congrats on settling down with your man.
LOL! The pic of Val Kilmer next to the cave man!!
LOVE it!!! Lol toooo funny. And they is all foiiine girl!!! Im still juggling all of them. Lol!!!
Seriously, what the hell happened to Val Kilmer?!?!!? The old Val was eaten by the current Val….it's sad really.
Oh…and I thought I should let you know…since Common is into athletic chicks…he's totally into me now…don't hate… 😉
T.
I Love this post! Paul Walker is mine…don't start none it won't be none(LOL) T.I. holds a special place in my heart, but I only love him at a distance…too much drama!
this is cute! i do something similar on my blog called Man Candy, so i am right there with ya, especially on Reggie Bush. sheesh.
AHAHA, I love it! I have so many crushes and a few that you mentioned! LL is one of my BIG crushes ever since Mama said knock you out =) Ryan Gossling, John Cena, Bruce Willis, John Statham, I could go on…. I love it!
Love this post. I had to laugh at the Val Kilmer reference.Such a great list, I must admit that I have an odd ex… one such P.Diddy, Puff, Puff Daddy whichever personality he is today. He won me over with his drive for success and lost me with the ego. LOL!
@everything – thanks! who are your exes?
@Nini – you know they're twins!
@Mrs Green – you're jugglin eh? Don't lemme tell Big Easy!
@Tenecia – I saw you posing, you can have Common. You EARNED him. 🙂
@Anonymous – Paul Walkers a cutie!
@Sarah – so sad, after me his taste went down the drain. Poor Reggie 🙂
@Lisa – You know, you have a distinct type Cena, Willis, Statham….Gossling just doesn't fit! Where he come from?! 🙂
@uniqzoe – Diddy? (BARF!!) Glad he's your ex girl…::shudder:: But i feel you on his drive and business savvy. (even tho he's a douche)
LOL! This was so great! I am in LOVE with Brandon Boyd from Incubus. I told my husband that if he ever wanted to get married… we're through! lol thanks for the laugh!
Awesome post! I was diggin TI too, but he has to get it together!