Well, I never thought I’d be posting anything like this on my blog, especially after posting THIS, but I just have to get it out there now, in efforts to maintain honesty with my readers/bloggy friends and integrity with myself.
::sigh::
OK, here goes. I’m getting a divorce.
There. I said it. I’m divorcing John….
Because of this person:
Help me Jesus.
His name is Alcide Joe, and we’re in love. I hate to do this to John….but….I must follow my loins heart.
I love a big man. He’s 6’5. Yummmm
*fans self*
We’ve had a standing date almost every Sunday night on HBO. He’s got issues w/ fairy girls and trashy V addicts, but deep down, he’s mine and mine alone.
Seriously…..
Lord have mercy…
Can I get an AMEN?!
Monique says
He definitely is fine…your hilarious
SimplyDebra says
I was like, oh no! lol cute post
toi says
Those six packs, yum! You really make me laugh. If it is just a Sunday thing then AMEN :)!
so blu is ninja too says
Amen.. lmao you got me rolling lol thanks
MissBrightside says
AMEN! And he looks very fertile as well….BONUS! HA!
misfit-connection says
Amen and goodness gracious what a chiseled chest.
Dya. says
You are too much! LOL but man… he's definitely nice to look at 😀
Dani @ OK, Dani says
@MissBrightside – I DIED laughing at your comment.
@Simply – hopefully the title of this post will never be true for Johnny and I
@Dya. – isn't he though? yum
Thanks for all the comments girls, glad I could give you a laugh and some eye candy!!
Toya says
AMEN! Joe had me at hello and one if the reason I watched One Tree Hill, I had high hopes for Owen. The fun I'd have with this sexy man.
Roz says
LMAO. Ok, I know this is late…but hey 1. I LOVE UR BLOG and 2. I LOVE THIS MAN. Really. I do. I spent 2 hrs googling at him this morning and was wondering if anyone else felt the same…AND BAM!!!!! We must be spiritual sisters or something????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! First I “find” you and am “saved” from the crazies, then I see this post. Are you kidding me? Wow…and yummmolicious!
Octavia says
I am the biggest True Blood fan… and he is the reason I watch every Sunday!
Erika says
LMAO! I’ve actually met him. He does theatre and i use to do public relations for a top regional theatre. The girls were drooling over him but he wanted nothing to do with any of’em! lol Looks exactly the same in person btw ; )